Torchic starts cute, gets… inappropriate, and becomes cool || Pokémon Review

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1. Brutal with Treecko line review and biased with Blaziken.

2. blaziken has crotch hair, I cannot unsee it

3. Lol we used to paint chicks here in Brasil too

4. Will no one address the fact that torchic starts off with talons for feet and its wing tuft looks like blazikens leg feathers but blaizkens hands are talons and now his feet have tufts and claws (prior found on arms) on the legs. The mfs said autobots roll out on that one

5. Blaziken and Latios/as all came from one single pokemon designed which was then redesigned i to 2 separate pokemon. (Latios and Latias being just recolors of one another )

6. Blaziken cool 😎👍

7. Most of those painted chicken don't even last a month which is sad

8. Painted chicks and cockfighting in one evolution line. Yikes.

9. the cool thing is they weren't actually painted they were just colorful

10. My man, im sorry to tell you, Torchi stars cute, gets to be an edgy teenager, than becomes an okayish hawk (not cool, just okay). There nothing inappropriate about that third form, it just litterally bird shaped. Have you SEEN birds? Long neck, big body, done.

11. Rooster… Cock… Penis… Very Clever Nintendo…

    Now if only they could make an actually good Pokémon Game.

12. What’s your opinion of Aggron?

13. So the torchik line is based when someone doesn’t think ur cute treats u like trash and then leaves u…. Sounds like my gym origin story 💀

14. In Philippines we do the same but we don't kill them we raise them because Filipino likes raising chickens

15. Blaziken has rooster wings for legs and rooster feet/talons for arms…
    Huh…

16. He was my first ever pokemon way back in Emerald, and I've loved the whole line ever since, always choosing it whenever it is an option!

17. Gen 3 is still my favorite Pokémon generation, and Blaziken is a big part of why. Such a great design.

18. Combusken looking like that is a problem with the jump to 3D. All it's other sprites feature it kicking

19. I feel so validated with the background music, such an underrated game

20. I thought Blaziken was supposed to be a Secretary Bird…was I gaslit by my old classmates with that trivia?

21. Thanks combusken is now ruined for me 😭

22. I've always said Blaziken is an awful bird design, but a great Pokémon design

23. You failed to mention Combuskens sweet cod piece.

24. Bro just reposting content off Twitter and the pkm wiki now

25. Not only were the chicks painted, but they are painted in usually toxic chemicals and industrial strength paint so they are pretty much guaranteed to die even if they were cared for. It's illegal in Japan now, and recently banned in South Korea. I believe it's still legal in parts of China and India although it's not as common as it used to be. The reason it started at all is because the chicks are roosters deemed useless for farming so instead of just killing them on the farm they decided to coat them in toxic paint and sell them as this for children. I have no idea who thought that was a good idea.

26. i'd never seen the combustken genital resemblance before, thanks for that

27. look up shamo chickens, they are the breed blaziken is based on

28. Nooooo!!! I never noticed that about combusken!!😭😭

29. I would have liked it if they had gone more bird

30. Wait you reached Gen 3?

31. In Mexico you can also find people selling dyed chicks on mercados or the street, most of them don't last long ☹

32. I didn't notice that about the 2nd phase until you pointed that out. Then again I always chose totadile

33. You claim to not like the kaiju cheesiness like it’s not the coolest part about megas

34. My first starter Pokemon, and the first Fire/Fighting type starter Pokemon.